現(xiàn)如今，英語(yǔ)已經(jīng)成為了一種很流行的語(yǔ)言，在各個(gè)學(xué)校中英語(yǔ)逐漸被人們重視起來(lái)。很多中學(xué)中都開展了課前一分鐘的英語(yǔ)演講，這樣可以很好的鍛煉學(xué)生們的口語(yǔ)能力，有助于英語(yǔ)成績(jī)的提高，下面為大家推薦中學(xué)幽默英語(yǔ)課前一分鐘演講稿大全，希望大家喜歡。

　　篇一

　　A Boy with a Big Head "Don't listen to them," his mother said, "You have a beautiful head. Now stop crying and go to the store to buy twenty pounds of patotoes."   "Where is the shopping bag?"   "I haven't got one-use your hat

　　大頭娃娃   一個(gè)小男孩向他母親哭訴道:“他們都取笑我,說(shuō)我腦袋大。” “別聽他們的,”他母親安慰道,“你有一個(gè)很漂亮的腦袋。好啦,別哭了,去商店買十斤土豆來(lái)。”   “購(gòu)物袋在哪兒?”   “沒(méi)購(gòu)物袋了----就用你的帽子吧。”

　　篇二

　　I Have His Ear in My Pocket Ivan came home with a bloody nose and his mother asked, "What happened?" "A kid bit me," replied Ivan. "Would you recognize him if you saw him again?" asked his mother. "I'd know him any where," said Ivan. "I have his ear in my pocket."

　　他的耳朵在我衣兜里 伊凡鼻子流著血回到家里。他媽媽問(wèn),“發(fā)生了什么事?” “一個(gè)男孩咬了我一口,”伊凡說(shuō)。 “再見(jiàn)到他你能認(rèn)出來(lái)嗎?”媽媽問(wèn)。 “他走到哪里我都能認(rèn)出他,”伊凡說(shuō)。“他的耳朵還在我衣兜里呢。”

　　篇三

　　A Good Boy Little Robert asked his mother for two cents. "What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday?" "I gave it to a poor old woman," he answered. "You're a good boy," said the mother proudly. "Here are two cents more. But why are you so interested in the old woman?" "She is the one who sells the candy."

　　好孩子 小羅伯特向媽媽要兩分錢。 “昨天給你的錢干什么了?” “我給了一個(gè)可憐的老太婆,”他回答說(shuō)。 “你真是個(gè)好孩子,”媽媽驕傲地說(shuō)。“再給你兩分錢。可你為什么對(duì)那位老太太那么感興趣呢?” “她是個(gè)賣糖果的。”